Wait it gets better, check out the next email (I'll forward separately).
I'm working on a response now. I think I could publish this whole exchange as a classic red state/blue state juxtaposition. I'm really shooting to turn her, just as she's shooting to turn me. I don't want to overplay my hand, it's classic cat and mouse. Stand by. I might not have an adequate reply til morning, in the meanwhile check out her latest argument, courtesy of...wait for it...make sure you swallow any liquid in your mouth, I don't want any milk through the nose incidents...the source which is supposed to convince me now (because Sean Hannity is not enough) is...Glenn Beck...oy.